#i need a side gig

[taurgo]

I think it would be SO astronomically funny to start a Homestuck themed ASMR YouTube channel that's just like: "ASMR 🍄 farming on LOWAS 💨 (salamander rp, layered sounds, glubs for sleep)"

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

And if i said fuck it and made a fansly. If i read poetry and maybe more. What then. Who can stop me

[millidew]

i cannot deny the fact that he would call him some shit like "monsieur forehead"

bonus assistant ash:

[honeybee-babe]

i cant stop thinking of sickfic scenarios for this absolute FUCKER spencer white. he would naturally get quieter and more docile when ill bc he doesnt have the energy to mask his soft nature with his usual dickhead attitude. hehe. cutie. i imagine missy would tease him a lot about it but from a sweet place and in private she'd take take care of him hehe

[mariasont]

POST PRISON SPENCE HAS ME DRAGGING MYSELF ACROSS THE FLOOR

im barking im howling im screaming im throwing up im so normal im so normal

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

I'm alive (but just barely) and I swear I'm going to post that next chapter of The Hoax soon. 😭😭

[normalenjoyer-png]

hmmmm gathering interest, thinking of doing commissions at some point down the line.

i'd do things like pets, characters, ocs, ref sheets, furries, etc.

they'd prooooobably be sketch/loose finished drawing commissions just due to the nature of my brain being Like That and my finished pieces just. not looking very good imo. that's subject to change. i'd also have a painted style option but my skills there are much more limited.

they'd also be pretty cheap. $20 at MOST, thinking more around $15 for a loosely finished piece. probably $5-$7 for a sketch

turnaround would be fairly quick, no longer than 2 weeks (and far likely much shorter) unless i'm really busy or something.

also idgaf about why you wouldn't buy them i understand most everybody's poor as shit lol🙏 also this isn't like a. would you commission me NOW. it's more of a would you commission me Ever type deal

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

sometimes I think about how during the pandemic I was constantly taking pictures or editing photos or learning new things in between projects from my old job when my hours got cut and how creatively fulfilling it was in such a dark time and then think about how I’ve barely touched my camera all year and wonder what happened

[izzy-b-hands]

my back really hates enthusiasm. woke up not eager but ready to get started on multiple things at once and it really said 'oh? you want to be able to move without pain? fuck you'

But fuck my back say I, bc I can work on the grocery pick up while laying down. Check mate, you... spine.

(turns out nothing i can think of to say/type to shame my spine sounds effective. it all just sounds vaguely clinical lmao)

[acesknights]

I finally treated myself to getting cyberpunk and im having a blast playing it so far and so now here i am kicking my legs and giggling over these two so much 🥹

[baravaggio]

how would you all make the most of a customer facing job where you're doing it all independently and you don't have to clock in or out and you're mostly just standing there the whole time

[itsemberc]

On a scale of one to “dear Morrison what were you THINKING” how bad an idea would busking be

[jelliebeanbitch]

I CAN DO THIS!!!! I CAN LEARN TO BE A THEATER DESIGNER!!!! YES I AM JUST STARTING OUT AND DOING THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!! THATS CUZ IT IS A TRADE AND YOU LEARN A TRADE BY PRACTICING!!!!! SO I AM GOING TO PRACTICE DAMMIT!!!!

[robinsnest2111]

maybe one day I'll release the "vince, nikki, and mick on their knees infront of tommy salivating over his dick" drawing into the wild...

[dalkyeom]

Cosmopolitan Joshua on a mission to throttle me!

[pawsitivevibe]

I dunno why everyone says they hate grooming and hand stripping dogs. I find it so soothing. I would probably go for hours if Arthur didn't let me know he was done with it.